And once again #weirdwednesday rolls around, the day normally reserved for a steely-eyed gaze at the world’s worst, and dumbest, criminals, in hopes of sparking our exhausted brain cells into production of further plot lines. This week, it’s been hard to embrace our normal patterns after the horror of Orlando, which explains the absence of a “Thank God It’s Monday!” kick-starter quote two days ago. However, in the interest of carrying on, which is all we can really do, we offer a slightly different take today on unusual news with this, ah, gripping story of the mating habits of everyone’s favorite amphibian . . .